You'll never hear a man say...
10) Here honey, you use the remote.
9 ) You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
8 ) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
7 ) While I'm up, can I get you anything?
6 ) Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?
5 ) Sex isn't that important. Sometimes, I just want to be held.
4 ) Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?
3 ) Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place.
2 ) Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.
1 ) We never talk anymore.
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