You'll never hear a woman say...
10) What do you mean today's our anniversary?
9 ) Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
8 ) Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!!
7 ) And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska!
6 ) Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "just friends".
5 ) Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?
4 ) Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
3 ) Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here.
2 ) I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress.
1 ) Hey, pull my finger!
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