
EVERTON F.C.
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Oh we hate Bill Shankly,
And we hate St John,
But most of all we hate Big Ron,
And we'll hang the Kopites one by one,
On the banks of the Royal Blue Mersey
Oh we hate Liverpool,
And we hate Rangers,
So we'll fight, fight, fight,
With all our might,
For the lads in the Royal Blue Jersey !
Hail Hail, The Toffeemen are here,
What the heck do we care ?
What the heck do we care ?
Hail Hail, The Toffeemen are here,
What the hell do we care ... ?
It's a Grand Old Team to play for,
And it's a Grand Old team to support,
And if you know your history,
It's enough to make your heart go worrr,
We don't care what the Reds' fans say,
What the heck should we care ?
Because we only know,
That if there's gonna be a show,
Then the Everton boys will be there !
Everton !!! Everton !!! Everton !!! Everton !!!
Drink, drink, wherever we may be,
He is the Dunc and disorderly,
And he will drink - wherever he may be,
'Cos he is the Dunc and disorderly...
I felt like Dunc yesterday,
And I felt like Dunc the day before,
And I'm gonna be like Dunc like I've never been before
'Cos when I feel like Dunc we're as happy as can be ...
For he is the Dunc and disorderly !!!
E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Up the Football League we go
When we play in Europe
This is what we'll sing
We are Everton, super Everton,
Royle is our King
Run run,
Whoever you maybe,
We are the famous EFC,
And we'll rough you up,
Whoever you may be,
Cos we are the famous EFC
Thank you very much for Duncan Ferguson
Thank you very much
Thank you very very very much
Thank you very much for Duncan Ferguson
Thank you very very very very very very very very very much !!!
He's Blue,
He's White,
His vision is dynamite,
Tony Grant, Tony Grant !
Duncan, Duncan Ferguson,
Duncan, Duncan Ferguson,
Duncan, Duncan Ferguson,
etc.etc.
Na na na na (oo), Na na na na (oo oo), Weh eh Weh,
Paul Rideout
His name is Joey Royle,
He's the leader of our team,
He was the greatest centre-forward,
That the world has ever seen,
He scored them from the free-kicks,
And he scored them from the air,
And he's sittin' over there !!!
Joey, Joey, Joey Royle,
Joey, Joey, Joey Royle,
Joey, Joey, Joey Royle,
And the Blues go marchin' ON, ON, ON !!!
Everton, Everton,
We're Forever Everton,
Everton, Everton,
We're Forever Everton
We shall not,
We shall not be moved,
We shall not,
We shall not be moved,
Cos we're the team,
That's gonna win the FA Cup/Premier League
We shall not be moved !
We shall not,
We're all on the march,
With Joey's Army,
We're all goin' to Wemberlee,
And we'll really shake 'em up,
When we win the FA Cup
'Cos Everton are the greatest football team
And It's Everton,
Everton FC,
We're by far,
The greatest team,
The World has ever seen
We're Free,
To sing whatever we,
Whatever We choose,
And we'll sing the Blues' if we want...
We're free,
To say whatever we,
Whatever we like
And if it's "We hate the Red Shite" it's alright
It always seems to us,
We only pay,
What we wanna pay to see,
How long's it gonna be ?
Before we get out on the field and show our class with a wonderful pass,
And kick some butt as well...
We're free,
To win whatever we,
Whatever we choose,
And win, draw or lose,
We're still Blues' !
And all the butts the dogs of war kick are winding,
And all the headers that big Dunc scores are blinding,
There are many things that we,
Would like our team to win,
But we've forgotten how...
I said maybe,
You're gonna be the one that saves me,
And after all,
You're my Joe Royle
Backbeat the word is on the street,
That the fire in the bellies is out,
I'm sure you've seen it all before,
But you never really had a doubt,
I don't believe that anybody feels the way we do...
About our team...
Because maybe,
You're gonna be the one that saves me,
And after all,
You're my Joe Royle
Hail, Hail, The Everton are here,
What the hell do we care,
What the hell do we care,
Hail, Hail, The Everton are here,
What the hell do we care now ...
For its a Grand Old Team to play for,
For its a Grand Old team to see,
And if you know the history,
Its enough to make your heart go
Woooaaarrr!!!
We don't care what the REDSHITE say,
What the hell do we care,
For we all know,
That there's going to be a show,
When the Everton boys are there
Everton, Everton,
We're Forever Everton,
Everton, Everton,
We're Forever Everton
All for one
One for all
Everton's the team that plays beautiful football
We've got the best supporter's
On any football ground
And as long as they're behind us
We'll never let them down
The men who go from Merseyside
To sail the seven sea's
Will hear the call of Everton
Come riding on the green
Everton, Everton
We're Forever Everton
All for one
One for all
Everton's the team that plays beautiful football
We're the kings of Goodison
We play in Royal Blue
On the ball the Toffeemen
Will play it sweet for you
We play it on the carpet
We play it in the air
Whichever way we play it
We play it fair and square
Everton, Everton
We're Forever Everton
One for all
All for one
Everton's the team that plays beautiful football
The story that is Everton
From the days of Dixie Dean
The story we will carry on
The glory of our team
In every land and continent
Wherever football goes
We'll play the game that's Everton
And bring the honours home
Everton, Everton
We're forever Everton
All for one
One for all
Everton's the team that plays beautiful football
Eeeverrrton! - Eeeverrrton! - Eeeverrrton! - Eeeverrrton!
Drink, drink, wherever we may be,
He is the Dunc and disorderly,
And he will drink - wherever he may be,
'Cos he is the Dunc and disorderly...
I felt like Dunc yesterday,
And I felt like Dunc the day before,
And I'm gonna be like Dunc like I've never been before
'Cos when I feel like Dunc we're as happy as can be...
For he is the Dunc and disorderly !!!
E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Up the Football League we go
When we play in Europe
This is what we'll sing
We are Everton, super Everton,
Smith is our King
Run run,
Whoever you maybe,
We are the famous EFC,
And we'll rough you up,
Whoever you may be,
Cos we are the famous EFC
Thank you very much for Duncan Ferguson
Thank you very much
Thank you very very very much
Thank you very much for Duncan Ferguson
Thank you very very very very very very very very very much !!!
He's Blue,
He's White,
His vision is dynamite,
Tony Grant, Tony Grant !
Duncan, Duncan Ferguson,
Duncan, Duncan Ferguson,
Duncan, Duncan Ferguson,
etc.etc.
We are the peoples club,
We are the peoples club,
We are the peoples club,
We are the peoples club!
You are my Everton My only Everton,
You make me happy when skies are grey,
You'll never notice how much we love you,
So please don't take our Everton Away!
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
if I had the arse of a crow,
I would fly over Anfield tomorrow,
And shit on those bastards below below!
Shit on, shit on, shit on the bastrads below!
Nicky Barmby shags his ma,
Shags his ma up the shitter.
Michael Owen likes to watch,
Likes to watch, because he's a wanker.
Emile Heskey won't join in
Wont join in, because he's a nigger.
Oh Manchester,
Oh Manchester,
Is full of shit,
Is full of shit,
It's full of shit, shit and more shit,
Oh Manchester is full of shit.
Hou's had an heartattack,
hou Houllier,
Hou's had an heartattack,
hou Houllier!
Kopites are gobshites,
Kopites are gobshites!
Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside,
Oh, I do like to be beside the sea,
Oh, I do like to be by the prom prom prom,
when the brass band sings fuck off Thompson,
Fuck off Thompson,
Fuck off Thompson!
You can shove your Michael Owen up your ass,
You can shove your Michael Owen up your ass,
You can shove your Michael Owen,
You can shove your Michael Owen,
You can shove your Michael Owen up your ass.
ROONEY!!!
Red and white shite
Red and white shite
Hello hello
With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile
Gerard Houlliers a peadophile
Steven Gerrard's illegitimate
He ain't got no birth certificate
He's got aids and he can't get rid of it
Dirty rednose bastard
Who's that lying on the carpet
Who's that dying on the floor
It's Houllier onhis back
And he's had an heartattack
And he won't be going to Anfield Anymore
Moyes, Moyes Davie Davie Moyes
He's got red hair but we don't care
Davie, Davie Moyes
We love you Rooney
Because your blue and white
We love you bacause you hate the shite
We love you Rooney You're Everton through and through.
Spot a scouser in the kop
Spot a scouser in the kop
Jingle bells
Jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Heskey is a fat bastard and Michael Owen is gay yey!
Coleen is a slapper
She plays with dirty toys
And when she's shagging Rooney
She thinks of Davie Moyes
Davie Moyes
Davie Moyes
Davie Davie Moyes
He's got red hair but we don't care,
Davie Davie Moyes
There's only one Harold Shipman...
Onnne Harold Shipman...
There's only one Harold Shiiipman...
ONE...Harold Shipman...
Rocky is an Evertonian...
The Baby's not yours,
The Baby's not your-or-or-orrrs
Steven Gerrard...
The Baby's not yours