Arsenal F.C.,
Aston Villa F.C.,
Barnsley F.C.,
Birmingham City F.C.,
Blackburn Rovers F.C.,
Blackpool F.C.,
Bolton Wanderers F.C.,
A.F.C. Bournemouth,
Brentford F.C.,
Bristol Rovers,
Burnley F.C.,
Cardiff City,
Charlton Athletic F.C.,
Chelsea F.C.,
Chesterfield F.C.,
Colchester United F.C.,
Coventry City F.C.,
Crystal Palace,
Derby County F.C.,
Everton F.C.,
Fulham F.C.,
Hereford United FC,
Hednesford Town FC,
Huddersfield Town AFC,
Leeds United A.F.C.,
Leicester City F.C.,
Liverpool F.C.,
Macclesfield Town F.C.,
Manchester City F.C.,
Manchester United F.C.,
Middlesbrough F.C.,
Millwall F.C.,
Newcastle United F.C.,
Newport FC,
Northampton Town F.C.,
Nottingham Forest F.C.,
Oldham Athletic A.F.C.,
Oxford United F.C.,
Port Vale F.C.,
Portsmouth F.C.,
Preston North End F.C.,
Queens Park Rangers,
Reading FC,
Stockport County,
Stoke City,
Sheffield Wednesday F.C.,
Sheffield United FC.,
Southampton FC.,
Sunderland A.F.C.,
Swindon Town F.C.,
Tottenham Hotspur F.C.,
Tranmere Rovers F.C.,
Walsall F.C.,
Watford F.C.,
West Bromwich Albion F.C.,
West ham United F.C.,
Wimbledon F.C.,
Wolverhampton Wanderers F.C.,
Wycombe Wanderers F.C.,
Yeovil Town F.C.
When I was just a boy
I asked my mother
What shall I be
Shall I be Reading
Shall I be Swindon
Here's what she said to me
Wash your mouth out son and go
Get your fathers gun
Were off to shoot Swindon scum
Shoot the Swindon scum!
Every where we go
Every where we go
People wanna know
People wanna know
Who the fucking hell are we
Who the fucking hell are we
So we tell um
So we tell um
We are the Reading
We are the Reading
Colours blue and white
Colours blue and white
We hate the Swindon
We hate the Swindon
So we stab um
So we stab um
We hate Swindon
And we hate Swindon
We hate Swindon
And we hate Swindon
We hate Swindon
And we hate Swindon
Ae are the Swindon HATERS!
We all follow the Reading
Over land and sea and Oxford
We all follow the Reading onto victory
We're Reading,
We're Reading,
We're kick your fucking head in
U are my Reading my only Reading
U make me happy when skys are grey
You'll never notice how much I love u
So please don't take my Reading away
We're blue where white
We're fucking dynamite RFC RFC
When the red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along
Shoot the bastard
Shoot the bastard
Shoot shoot shoot the bastard
Kill kill kill the Swindon,
Kill kill kill the Swindon,
Kill kill kill the Swindon
Who's that team they call the Swindon
Who's that team that never scores
Cause they play in blue and white
And there really fucking shite
Cause we are Alan Pardews team!
Swindon town shite shite shite
Swindon town wank wank wank
What do we think of Swindon, shit
What do we think of shit, Swindon
We hate Swindon and we hate Swindon
You can't afford Roy Evans!
You can't afford Roy Evans!
Where's - your Evans gone?
Where's your Evans gone?
You can't read
You can't write
But that don't really matter
'Cause you're a Swindon football fan
And you can drive a tractor!
Stand up if you're top of the league!
You're so shit it's unbelivable!
In Dublin's fair city,
Where the girls are so pretty,
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone,
She wheeled her wheelbarrow,
Through streets wide and narrow,
Singing...
Clap! Clap!
Clap! Clap! Clap!
Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap!
Reading!
La la la Rougier!
La la la Rougier!
La la la Rougier!
La la la Rougier!
We wish you a happy season!
We wish you a happy season!
We wish you a happy season,
we won't see you next year!
One Parkinson!
Two Parkinson!
Three Parkinson!
And a Philip Parkinson!
Sit down shut up!
Sit down shut up!
You're supposed to be at home!
You're supposed to be away!
You're Posh,
but you're not Royal!
Who's the wankers in the seats!
We're Reading! We're Reading!
We'll kick your (opposition) head in!
Can you hear the (opposition) sing? No-oh! No-oh!
Can you hear the (opposition) sing? No-oh! No-oh!
Can you hear the (opposition) sing? I can't hear a fucking thing!
Can you hear the (opposition) sing? No!
And it's Super Reading!
Super Reading FC!
We're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen!
Reading till I die!
I'm Reading till I die!
I know I am,
I'm sure I am,
I'm Reading till I die!
What's the score!
What's the score!
What's the score!
You're so quiet
we think you're Aldershot!
You're so loud we think you're Aldershot!
You're not singing,
You're not singing,
You're not singing anymore!
You're not singing - any-more!
You're not singing anymore!
You only sing when you're winning!
Sing when you're win-ning!
Sing when you're winning!
You only sing when you're winning!
3 Adi's! There's only 3 Adi's!
Shall we sing a song for you!
You fell over!
You fell over!
Cheat! Fell over!
Cheat! Fell over!
You're not very good!
You're not very good!
You're not very,
you're not very,
you're not very good! Shit!
Give him a contract!
There's only one Jamie Cureton!
Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, Jamie Cureton!
Walking along,
Singing a song,
Scoring in a winter wonderland!
Come on you Royals!
We love you Reading, we do!
We love you Reading, we do!
We love you Reading - WE DO!
Oh, Reading we love you!
Alan Pardew's Barmy Army!
Pardew,
Pardew,
Give us a wave,
Give us a wave,
Give us a wave!
Come on Reading!
Come on Reading!
Where, as, U ,When, U, Were, shit
Where was u when u were shit
Where was u
Where was u
Where was u when u where shit
Who the fuck is Alan Pardew
Who the fuck is Alan Pardew
Who the fuck is Alan Pardew
as the royals go marching ON, ON, ON!!
Alan Pardew is a wanker
He wears the wankers hat
He said he was a royal
But now he's just a twat!
Hello hello we are the Reading boys
Hello hello we are the Reading boys
And if you are the Oxford
Surrender or you'll die
We all follow the Reading
Hello hello...
We are Reading supporters,
Loyal through and throug,
Over and over,
We will follow you.
One - nil,
One, two, three,
One, two, three, four,
Five - nil!
Monday,
Tuesday,
Who the fuck are Wednesday?
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to see,
Reading win away, Hey!
All we want is a decent referee,
A decent referee,
A decent referee!
We had joy, we had fun
We had swindon on the run
But the joy didn't last
Cos the bastards ran to fast
Yakabu bu bu bu
Get us a goal or score us two
Ooh-aah, Glen Little
I said, ooh-aah Glen Little
Hey Leroy Lita
Uh-ah
I wanna knooow when you score a goal!
He's blue, he's white, he's fuckin dynamite
Steve Sidwell
Steve Sidwell
Chim chimenee
Chim chimenee
Chim chim charoo
Who needs Nicky Foster
When we've got Kitson
Reading till I die
Reading till I die
We're blue and white
Swindon are shite
I'm Reading till I die
Blue army! (clap, clap)
Blue army! (clap, clap)
Blue army! (clap, clap)
Blue army! (clap, clap)
Up your arse, oh up your arse
Stick your red flag up your arse
Bring out your riot gear,
Reading are here! Reading are here!
We thought you were shite
We were right, we were right!
Who's ate all the pies?
Who's ate all the pies?
You fat bastard, you fat bastard!
You've ate all the pies!
Will never die, will never die
Will never die, will never die
We'll keep the blue flag flying high,
'Coz Reading will never die
Run, run, wherever you may be,
We are the famous RFC
And we'll fuck you up, wherever you may be,
'Cause we are the famous RFC
Stevie Coppels magic
He wears a magic hat
And when he saw promotion...
He said im having that.
Ohhh
Build a Bonfire,
Build a Bonfire,
Put the Oxford on top,
Put the Swindon in the middle,
And burn the fucking lot!!!
Everywhere we go
People wanna know
Who the fucking hell are we
So we tell 'em
We are the Reading
Colours blue and white
We hate the Swindon
So we stab 'em
Fight Fight wherever you may be,
We are the famous RFC,
And we don't give a fuck whoever you may be,
Coz we are the famous RFC
Give me a R (R) E (E) A (A) D (D) I (I) N (N) G (G)
What do u get
READING clap clap clap
READING clap clap clap
Iain Dowie,
The Elephant Man,
Iain Dowie,
The Elephant Man
Is your tractor,
Is your tractor,
Is your tractor parked outside?
Is your tractor parked outside?
We Love you Harper because you've got no hair
We love you Harper because your everywhere
We love you Harper because your Reading through and through
K-I-T-S-O-N,
He plays for the biscuitmen,
With a nick knack paddy whack, give the dog a bone,
He could beat you on his own!
My old man said be a Swindon fan
I said fuck off bollocks your a cunt!
We'll keep the blue flag flying high,
Up in the clear blue berkshire sky,
As a team, we''ll always fight
Fight with all our might,
Coz we'll keep the blue flag flying high
My Garden Shed
...My Garden Shed
Is bigger than this
...Is bigger than this
My Garden Shed is bigger than this
It's got a door, and two windows
My Garden Shed is bigger than this.
Nicky Shorey whoa-oa-oa
Nicky Shorey whoa-oa-oa
He's only 5 feet tall
He always wins the ball.
Oh when the Blues,
(Oh when the Blues),
Go Steeeming in,
(Go Steeeming in),
Oh when the blues go Steeeming in,
I want to be in that number,
OH WHEN THE BLUES GO STEEEMING IN!
If I had The wings on a dove
And the arse of a crow,
I'd fly over oxford tomorrow
And shit on the fuckers below
If I had the wings of a sparrow
The dirty arse of a crow
I'd fly over the kassam ground tommorrow
And shit on the bastards below
Oxford United are shit
Oxford United are shit
Does your mother,
Does your mother,
Does your mother know you're queer?
Does your mother know you're queer?
We are the Reading and we are the best
We are the Reading so fuck all the rest
The fields are green, the sky is blue,
The river Thames goes winding through,
In Berkshire see the spoils,
It's the home town of the Royals,
A fairer town you'll never see,
A fairer town they'll never be,
Big city lights don't bother me,
A Reading boy I'm proud to be.
UUURRRZZZ
Shit on the floor
Shit on the floor
Shit on the floor
Southerners, Southerners, Southerners
Southerners, Southerners, Southerners
Steve Sidwell ohhhh,
Steve Sidwell ohhhh,
He's played for Arsenal,
But now he's a Royal,
E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Up the football league we go
When we'll win promotion,
this is what we'll sing,
We are Reading, super Reading,
Stevie Coppels team
We hate Bristol City,
We hate Swindon Town,
We hate Oxford United and hope they're going down.
We hate Bristol Rovers,
But that's nothing compared to Palace.
Palace. Who the fuck are Palace?
Your Fitness coach,
(Your Fitness coach),
Is an easy lay,
(Is an easy lay),
Your fitness coach is an easy lay,
She's got 2 tits and a fanny,
YOUR FITNESS COACH IS AN EASY LAY!
U can stick ur Alan Pardew up ur arse
U can stick ur Alan Pardew up ur arss
U can stick ur Alan Pardew,
U can stick ur Alan Pardew,
U can stick ur Alan Pardew up ur arse
I asked my mother
What shall I be
Shall I be Reading
Shall I be Swindon
Here's what she said to me
Wash your mouth out son and go
Get your fathers gun
Were off to shoot Swindon scum
Shoot the Swindon scum!
Every where we go
Every where we go
People wanna know
People wanna know
Who the fucking hell are we
Who the fucking hell are we
So we tell um
So we tell um
We are the Reading
We are the Reading
Colours blue and white
Colours blue and white
We hate the Swindon
We hate the Swindon
So we stab um
So we stab um
We hate Swindon
And we hate Swindon
We hate Swindon
And we hate Swindon
We hate Swindon
And we hate Swindon
Ae are the Swindon HATERS!
We all follow the Reading
Over land and sea and Oxford
We all follow the Reading onto victory
We're Reading,
We're Reading,
We're kick your fucking head in
U are my Reading my only Reading
U make me happy when skys are grey
You'll never notice how much I love u
So please don't take my Reading away
We're blue where white
We're fucking dynamite RFC RFC
When the red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along
Shoot the bastard
Shoot the bastard
Shoot shoot shoot the bastard
Kill kill kill the Swindon,
Kill kill kill the Swindon,
Kill kill kill the Swindon
Who's that team they call the Swindon
Who's that team that never scores
Cause they play in blue and white
And there really fucking shite
Cause we are Alan Pardews team!
Swindon town shite shite shite
Swindon town wank wank wank
What do we think of Swindon, shit
What do we think of shit, Swindon
We hate Swindon and we hate Swindon
You can't afford Roy Evans!
You can't afford Roy Evans!
Where's - your Evans gone?
Where's your Evans gone?
You can't read
You can't write
But that don't really matter
'Cause you're a Swindon football fan
And you can drive a tractor!
Stand up if you're top of the league!
You're so shit it's unbelivable!
In Dublin's fair city,
Where the girls are so pretty,
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone,
She wheeled her wheelbarrow,
Through streets wide and narrow,
Singing...
Clap! Clap!
Clap! Clap! Clap!
Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap!
Reading!
La la la Rougier!
La la la Rougier!
La la la Rougier!
La la la Rougier!
We wish you a happy season!
We wish you a happy season!
We wish you a happy season,
we won't see you next year!
One Parkinson!
Two Parkinson!
Three Parkinson!
And a Philip Parkinson!
Sit down shut up!
Sit down shut up!
You're supposed to be at home!
You're supposed to be away!
You're Posh,
but you're not Royal!
Who's the wankers in the seats!
We're Reading! We're Reading!
We'll kick your (opposition) head in!
Can you hear the (opposition) sing? No-oh! No-oh!
Can you hear the (opposition) sing? No-oh! No-oh!
Can you hear the (opposition) sing? I can't hear a fucking thing!
Can you hear the (opposition) sing? No!
And it's Super Reading!
Super Reading FC!
We're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen!
Reading till I die!
I'm Reading till I die!
I know I am,
I'm sure I am,
I'm Reading till I die!
What's the score!
What's the score!
What's the score!
You're so quiet
we think you're Aldershot!
You're so loud we think you're Aldershot!
You're not singing,
You're not singing,
You're not singing anymore!
You're not singing - any-more!
You're not singing anymore!
You only sing when you're winning!
Sing when you're win-ning!
Sing when you're winning!
You only sing when you're winning!
3 Adi's! There's only 3 Adi's!
Shall we sing a song for you!
You fell over!
You fell over!
Cheat! Fell over!
Cheat! Fell over!
You're not very good!
You're not very good!
You're not very,
you're not very,
you're not very good! Shit!
Give him a contract!
There's only one Jamie Cureton!
Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, Jamie Cureton!
Walking along,
Singing a song,
Scoring in a winter wonderland!
Come on you Royals!
We love you Reading, we do!
We love you Reading, we do!
We love you Reading - WE DO!
Oh, Reading we love you!
Alan Pardew's Barmy Army!
Pardew,
Pardew,
Give us a wave,
Give us a wave,
Give us a wave!
Come on Reading!
Come on Reading!
Where, as, U ,When, U, Were, shit
Where was u when u were shit
Where was u
Where was u
Where was u when u where shit
Who the fuck is Alan Pardew
Who the fuck is Alan Pardew
Who the fuck is Alan Pardew
as the royals go marching ON, ON, ON!!
Alan Pardew is a wanker
He wears the wankers hat
He said he was a royal
But now he's just a twat!
Hello hello we are the Reading boys
Hello hello we are the Reading boys
And if you are the Oxford
Surrender or you'll die
We all follow the Reading
Hello hello...
We are Reading supporters,
Loyal through and throug,
Over and over,
We will follow you.
One - nil,
One, two, three,
One, two, three, four,
Five - nil!
Monday,
Tuesday,
Who the fuck are Wednesday?
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to see,
Reading win away, Hey!
All we want is a decent referee,
A decent referee,
A decent referee!
We had joy, we had fun
We had swindon on the run
But the joy didn't last
Cos the bastards ran to fast
Yakabu bu bu bu
Get us a goal or score us two
Ooh-aah, Glen Little
I said, ooh-aah Glen Little
Hey Leroy Lita
Uh-ah
I wanna knooow when you score a goal!
He's blue, he's white, he's fuckin dynamite
Steve Sidwell
Steve Sidwell
Chim chimenee
Chim chimenee
Chim chim charoo
Who needs Nicky Foster
When we've got Kitson
Reading till I die
Reading till I die
We're blue and white
Swindon are shite
I'm Reading till I die
Blue army! (clap, clap)
Blue army! (clap, clap)
Blue army! (clap, clap)
Blue army! (clap, clap)
Up your arse, oh up your arse
Stick your red flag up your arse
Bring out your riot gear,
Reading are here! Reading are here!
We thought you were shite
We were right, we were right!
Who's ate all the pies?
Who's ate all the pies?
You fat bastard, you fat bastard!
You've ate all the pies!
Will never die, will never die
Will never die, will never die
We'll keep the blue flag flying high,
'Coz Reading will never die
Run, run, wherever you may be,
We are the famous RFC
And we'll fuck you up, wherever you may be,
'Cause we are the famous RFC
Stevie Coppels magic
He wears a magic hat
And when he saw promotion...
He said im having that.
Ohhh
Build a Bonfire,
Build a Bonfire,
Put the Oxford on top,
Put the Swindon in the middle,
And burn the fucking lot!!!
Everywhere we go
People wanna know
Who the fucking hell are we
So we tell 'em
We are the Reading
Colours blue and white
We hate the Swindon
So we stab 'em
Fight Fight wherever you may be,
We are the famous RFC,
And we don't give a fuck whoever you may be,
Coz we are the famous RFC
Give me a R (R) E (E) A (A) D (D) I (I) N (N) G (G)
What do u get
READING clap clap clap
READING clap clap clap
Iain Dowie,
The Elephant Man,
Iain Dowie,
The Elephant Man
Is your tractor,
Is your tractor,
Is your tractor parked outside?
Is your tractor parked outside?
We Love you Harper because you've got no hair
We love you Harper because your everywhere
We love you Harper because your Reading through and through
K-I-T-S-O-N,
He plays for the biscuitmen,
With a nick knack paddy whack, give the dog a bone,
He could beat you on his own!
My old man said be a Swindon fan
I said fuck off bollocks your a cunt!
We'll keep the blue flag flying high,
Up in the clear blue berkshire sky,
As a team, we''ll always fight
Fight with all our might,
Coz we'll keep the blue flag flying high
My Garden Shed
...My Garden Shed
Is bigger than this
...Is bigger than this
My Garden Shed is bigger than this
It's got a door, and two windows
My Garden Shed is bigger than this.
Nicky Shorey whoa-oa-oa
Nicky Shorey whoa-oa-oa
He's only 5 feet tall
He always wins the ball.
Oh when the Blues,
(Oh when the Blues),
Go Steeeming in,
(Go Steeeming in),
Oh when the blues go Steeeming in,
I want to be in that number,
OH WHEN THE BLUES GO STEEEMING IN!
If I had The wings on a dove
And the arse of a crow,
I'd fly over oxford tomorrow
And shit on the fuckers below
If I had the wings of a sparrow
The dirty arse of a crow
I'd fly over the kassam ground tommorrow
And shit on the bastards below
Oxford United are shit
Oxford United are shit
Does your mother,
Does your mother,
Does your mother know you're queer?
Does your mother know you're queer?
We are the Reading and we are the best
We are the Reading so fuck all the rest
The fields are green, the sky is blue,
The river Thames goes winding through,
In Berkshire see the spoils,
It's the home town of the Royals,
A fairer town you'll never see,
A fairer town they'll never be,
Big city lights don't bother me,
A Reading boy I'm proud to be.
UUURRRZZZ
Shit on the floor
Shit on the floor
Shit on the floor
Southerners, Southerners, Southerners
Southerners, Southerners, Southerners
Steve Sidwell ohhhh,
Steve Sidwell ohhhh,
He's played for Arsenal,
But now he's a Royal,
E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Up the football league we go
When we'll win promotion,
this is what we'll sing,
We are Reading, super Reading,
Stevie Coppels team
We hate Bristol City,
We hate Swindon Town,
We hate Oxford United and hope they're going down.
We hate Bristol Rovers,
But that's nothing compared to Palace.
Palace. Who the fuck are Palace?
Your Fitness coach,
(Your Fitness coach),
Is an easy lay,
(Is an easy lay),
Your fitness coach is an easy lay,
She's got 2 tits and a fanny,
YOUR FITNESS COACH IS AN EASY LAY!
U can stick ur Alan Pardew up ur arse
U can stick ur Alan Pardew up ur arss
U can stick ur Alan Pardew,
U can stick ur Alan Pardew,
U can stick ur Alan Pardew up ur arse
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