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…People trying to get a lift are seen
all over Africa. In Ethiopia near the city of Bahir Dar we decided to take one
along and we ended up with having five people on top of our car. Among them one
soldier with an AK 47! Once in the city I helped the soldier coming of the roof
by taking his weapon and I stood there as a true rebel (without a cause?). He
then asked me: “Do you have any problems in this town” ? I replied: “What? Are
you going to shoot them then” ? We both said goodbye to each other with a big
laugh…
…All across Africa there are numerous
checkpoints with either police or custom officials. The standard question is:
“Where are you from?” and “Where are you going to?” Sometimes they might asked:
“What did you bring for me from Holland?”…
…While I was sitting on the ground,
waiting for the car to be refilled, I was suddenly hugged by a Kenyan native
girl! She gave me a couple of big kisses and told me to cheer up. Then she left
leaving me behind totally astound…
…What is one of the best weapons you
can use against police or other trouble in Africa? The answer is: “a car” !
They don’t have cars to pursue you…
…Wearing your seatbelts is compulsory throughout Africa and you are fined if you don’t wear them but nobody is bothered when you drive with people on top of the car or in an open “bakkie”…
…On our way going to Arusha I was leaning out the window of our car and I didn’t notice that I was losing my expensive Oakley sunglasses because of the wind. After 10 minutes we discovered that I must have lost them so we turned and drove back. Looking hard for these expensive sports glasses and I suddenly noticed a bike rider with a huge smile on his face wearing my Oakley’s! We pulled over and he immediately handed over the glasses and we rewarded him with a couple of shillings…
…Walking down the streets of central
Lilongwe in Malawi I asked Marianne: “ what do you notice in this African city”
? She replied with: “There are only black people” ! Then I (41 years of age…)
told her that I probably are the oldest man walking around here. You hardly see
people over thirty on the streets! Life expectancy in Malawi has dropped to a
shocking 33 years !…
…Did you know that every other day
some one hundred pedestrians get killed by cars in Malawi? 30 % of all drivers
have a dead on their conscious…
…When we went to the Saudi embassy to
apply for our visa’s there were some 200 Sudanese trying to get one as well. I
thought: “how on earth are we going to deal with this” ? We asked at the front
gate and with the aid of an armed guard we were helped right in front of the
counter leaving 200 locals behind…
…I always thought that green was the
color of money but we found out that in Africa white is the real color of
money! Almost every conversation ends
up with them asking you for some money…
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